*               |                |
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        X       |        O       |        X
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        X       |        O       |        O
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                |                |
                |                |
        O       |        X       |        X
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                     STALEMATE.
                WANT TO PLAY AGAIN?

A STRANGE GAME.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.

(HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?)